Chapter 1: The "You were a jackass...six weeks ago" Housewife Drama Queen
Chapter 2: The 20-something "He's so hot...I'm moving to Hawaii!" Drama Queen
Chapter 3: The High School "I need to go to that concert or I'll die!" Drama Queen
Chapter 4: The Junior High "I can't stand her anymore!" Drama Queen
Chapter 5: The dog's a male but he's around female humans all day so he has become an irritating drama queen now too
Chapter 6: Dealing with the frequent detours through crazy town
Chapter 7: How to remain a rational man in a household full of irrational women
Chapter 8: Sanity in a Bottle: The properly stocked liquor cabinet for the man living in a drama queen household
Chapter 9: Creative ways to escape without actually having to kill anyone, including yourself
Chapter 10: How to write a journal for your descendants so that they know what hell you went through "back in great, great grampa's day"
This way to my house...
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